Message sent by Anonymous
You do not, in fact, own a toaster.
I assume this is from the assumptions ask thing I reblogged earlier.
And you are inexplicably correct.
“i assume this is from the assumptions” is going directly into my daily lexicon
This is going directly into my “tumblr’s secret words” collection, right after “my name’s not rob, i’m not a girl, and I’m not an idiot”
Posted 3 months ago via officialsydsquido
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